MGA TURO NI ITAY AT INAY...

Admin — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 09:17:38 GMT

Hinding-hindi ko makakalimutan ang mga mumunti ngunit ginintuang butil ng payo na nakuha ko sa aking mga magulang. Kaya heto, aking ise-share sa inyo:

1. Si Inay, tinuruan niya ako HOW TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "Kung kayong dalawa ay magpapatayan, doon kayo sa labas! Mga leche kayo, kalilinis ko lang ng bahay."

2. Natuto ako ng RELIGION kay Itay. "Kapag yang mantsa di natanggal sa carpet, magdasal ka na!"

3.Kay Inay ako natuto ng LOGIC. "Kaya ganyan, ...

computer :: KAHIT ANO PWEDI DITO :: COMPUTER

so_nick_x — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:03:14 GMT

sa lahat ng meron problema sa computer nyo, juz call me...hehehe

TAGALOG VOCABULARY

Anonymous — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:44:42 GMT

Helpful Tagalog vocabulary terms

1. BAKTOL--- ang ikatlong lebel ng mabahong amoy sa kili-kili. Ang baktol ay kapareho ng amoy ng nabubulok na bayabas. Ito'y dumidikit sa damit, at humahalo sa pawis. madalas na naaamoy tuwing registration, lalo na sa mga GE subject gaya ng natsci, comm, socsci etc, dahil sa sobrang siksikan ng mga estudyante.

2. KUKURIKAPU--- libag sa ilalim ng boobs. Madalas na namumuo dahil sa labis na baby powder na nilalagay sa katawan. Maaari ding mamuo ...

ANDA MAIN MESSAGES BOARD

Admin — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:37:03 GMT

KAHIT SAANG BARANGAY KA, PWEDI KA DITO........

100 KEYBOARD SHORTCUTS...

Admin — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:42:59 GMT

CTRL+C (Copy)

CTRL+X (Cut)

CTRL+V (Paste)

CTRL+Z (Undo)

DELETE (Delete)

SHIFT+DELETE (Delete the selected item permanently without placing the item in the Recycle Bin)

CTRL while dragging an item (Copy the selected item)

CTRL+SHIFT while dragging an item (Create a shortcut to the selected item)

F2 key (Rename the selected item)

CTRL+RIGHT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next word)

CTRL+LEFT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning ...

BASIC COMPUTER MAINTENANCE

Admin — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 07:31:56 GMT

Basic PC/Windows Maintenance Procedures

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A. Perform Once a Week

Delete all temporary files and folders

�click on "Start" button

�choose the "Programs" menu

�choose the "Windows Explorer" folder

�double-click the "Windows" folder on the "C" drive

�double-click the "Cookies" folder

�delete all the cookies (the folder should be emptied ...

Ang Pakikipagsapalaran ni Inday

grad_specialist — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:09:42 GMT

"Si Inday"

Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang

katulong sa Maynila. Habang ini-interview ng amo?

Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay, magluto, maglaba,

magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang l! ahat ng

ito?

Inday: I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with

the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute

significantly to the value ...

POWER OF PHOTOSHOP

Admin — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:45:01 GMT

ENGLISH MOVIES YOU SHOULD NEVER TRANSLATE TO TAGALOG

Admin — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:53:35 GMT

1. black hawk down - ibong maitim sa ibaba

2. dead man's chest - dodo ng patay

3. i know what you did last summer - uyy... aminin!

4. love, actually - sa totoo lang, pag-ibig

5. million dollar baby - 45 million pisong sanggol (it depends on the

exchange rate of the country)

6. the blair witch project - ang proyekto ng bruhang si blair

7. mary poppins - si mariang may putok

8. snakes on a plane - nag-ahasan sa ere

9. the postman always rings twice - ang ...

ALTHEA'S 4TH BDAY - my onica hija.

Admin — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 13:41:14 GMT

Mi Ultimo Adios (newest version)

Admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:43:26 GMT

Adios, Patria adorada, polluted na ang karsada

Perla del mar de trapiko, nuestro perdido tambutso

A darte voy a brownout, para ka na ring na-knock out

A fuera mas mainit, taong bayan nagngingitngit

Tambien por ti lad diera, para tayong nasa giyera.

El campos de basura, singhutando con delirio

Otros te dan sus microbio, sin duda, con ubo

Emergency power nada importa, Ramos, Estrada or Gloria

Napocor o Meralco cerrado, generator o cruel martirio

Lo mismo es so expensive, ...

Helpful Tagalog vocabulary terms

Admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:41:59 GMT

1. BAKTOL--- ang ikatlong lebel ng mabahong amoy sa kili-kili. Ang baktol ay kapareho ng amoy ng nabubulok na bayabas. Ito'y dumidikit sa damit, at humahalo sa pawis. madalas na naaamoy tuwing registration, lalo na sa mga GE subject gaya ng natsci, comm, socsci etc, dahil sa sobrang siksikan ng mga estudyante.

2. KUKURIKAPU--- libag sa ilalim ng boobs. Madalas na namumuo dahil sa labis na baby powder na nilalagay sa katawan. Maaari ding mamuo kung hindi talaga naliligo o naghihilod ...

TXT SHORTCUT

Admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:39:34 GMT

Some Text Messaging Short Cuts

TB - Text Back

TT - Text Tayo

TTLAKI - Text Tayo Later AKo Intay

KKLIIT - Kuripot Ka, Lagi Intay Ikaw Text

PUKIMO - Pag Uwi Ko I-text Mo ko, Okey?

ANGELS....

Admin — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:04:50 GMT

VACATION PICTURES

Admin — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 08:32:28 GMT

MY MOM AND DAD HONEYMON IN BAGUIO...(ASTIG)

WALKING IN TONDOL BEACH

10 craziest things na ginagawa pag nalalasing...

Admin — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:23:43 GMT

1. umiiyak kahit walang dahilan

2. nagbibigay ng advice sa kapwa lasing

3. kumakanta ng pasntunado

4. tinatawagan/tinetext ang ex para makapag-usap ng walang sense

5. nai-inlove na lang ng bigla

6. ginagawang unan ang inidoro

7. nagiging galante

8. ikinukwento ang buhay ng buong angkan

9. nagiging english speaking kahit wrong grammar

10. panay ang sabi ng "hindi na ko iinom!" habang nagsusuka

tawanan muna tayo...

Admin — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:01:33 GMT

SA BAKERY.

Pulubi: Palimos po ng cake.

Ale: Aba, sosyal ka ah! Namalimos ka lang, gusto mo pang cake.. eto pandesal!

Pulubi: Duh! Ate?! Bday ko kaya today?!?

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Divorced father: anak pag-uwi mo bigay mo sa nanay mo itong cheke at sabihin mo 18 yrs old ka na, huling cheke na makukuha niya for child support tapos tignan mo kung ano ang expression ng face niya.

Anak: mom, sabi ni dad bigay ko daw sayo itong cheke, last support ...

A kid ask.

Admin — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:18:31 GMT

A Kid asks: 'Daddy? How did I come into this world?

The Daddy Answered: ' Well, my child, someday I'll have

To tell you any way,

The Kid asked again: 'So why not today?' The Dad

Respond: Please, listen carefully:

Mom and Dad met each other in an internet caf�. In the Bathroom of that caf�, dad connected to mom.

Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.

When dad finished uploading we discovered we didn't use any firewall.

Since it was ...

Internal Memo

Admin — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 12:35:35 GMT

To: All Employees

From: The program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)

Date: TODAY

Re: S.H.I.T. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

In order to assure the highest levels of quality

work and productivity from employees, it will be

our policy to keep all employees well trained

through our program of SPECIAL HIGH

INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.).

We are trying to give our employees more

S.H.I.T. than ...

What is Marriage?

Admin — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 12:26:52 GMT

1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence, a life sentence.

2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor, and the woman gets?her masters.

4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring

and suffering.

5. Married life is full of excitement: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and ...